Nuke the Punchline: Like Bread and Buddha

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:


What will Iran do with all the Buddha statues it confiscated...

#5 g: ...They will be saved for very special stonings.

#4 HokieGomer: ...Sell them to Obama as Arabian Skeet.

#3 blarg: ...keep one for when Biden visits – just show him to a room with the statue, introduce him as “the new Foreign Minister”….hillarity WILL ensue.

#2 Writer: ...Trade them to North Korea for more missile technology.

And the best punchline goes to Oppo:

What will Iran do with all the Buddha statues it confiscated?...Smash them to bits, pound the bits to powder, grind the powder to dust, mix the dust with sand, and make bread-and-Buddha sandwiches for the U.N. Human Rights Council. 

Congratulations Oppo!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:

When asked to go skeet shooting, Joe Biden... wondered how big the 'skeeters were if you had to use such large guns to shoot them.

Congratulations Bob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to try out:

Al Qaeda's tips for dodging drones...