Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Finish this verse:
Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran…
#5 can of spam: ...the country into the ground.
#4 Apostic: ...his bus over all.
#3 Rodney Dill: ...so drones could fly.
#2 Roflwagon: ...off the fiscal cliff.
And the best punchline goes to Oppo:
Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran… on perpetual talk
And from getting anything done.
Congratulations Oppo!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Dohtimes:
States are claiming they don't have enough doctors...meanwhile Mexico has all but run out of patients.
Congratulations Dohtimes!
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Now here's a line for you guys to run with:
Bloomberg recently dictated that, instead of 2 liter bottles of soda, pizza places...
...can sell 40's of Old Style.
ReplyDelete...drop that commie metric system malarkey and go back to selling soda in a REAL American quantity - the Pint!
ReplyDeleteUSA! USA! USA!
... actually, come to think of it... we're just going to shut down the pizza place too.
ReplyDelete...can sell pop in convenient family size hogsheads.
ReplyDelete...must have nonfat skim vitamin fortified milk on tap. If you want soda, you must buy cans from the new PROG vending machine. It only takes trillion dollar coins.
ReplyDelete...sell econmical gallon sized jugs of swastika polish.
ReplyDelete...can only serve soda in tiny bottles like the whiskey bottles you get on airplanes.
ReplyDelete