Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Sacre Biden!

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

While visiting France, Joe Biden...


#5 FredKey: ...kept asking how they’d moved Notre Dame Cathedral there from South Bend.

#4 D***Cat: ...was shown the Effiel Tower and asked “When will it be completed?”

#3 Rodney Dill: ...at the Notre Dame Cathedral kept asking to see ‘Touchdown Jesus.’

#2 Bunkerhillbilly: ...wanted to see The Joe DiMaggio Line.

And the best punchline goes to Grand Larsen E.:

While visiting France, Joe Biden asked, “So where’s that place where the ladies wear no pants?”

Congratulations Grand Larsen E.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:   

 When asked about drone strikes at his CIA director confirmation hearing, John Brennan...said he preferred Lucky Strikes.

Congratulations Rodney.

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

When Joe Biden heard about the Pope...