Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
John Kerry's first official act as Secretary of State...
#5 burt: ...occurred when he met with the VietCong in Paris in 1971… ’bout time he got the credit.
#4 Son of Bob: ...will be to throw the Constitution over a fence.
#3 blarg: ...call the Iranians and North Koreans and make sure they’re ok and have everything they need.
#2 Ernie G: ...was to get the door slammed in his face by the Russians.
And the best punchline goes to Oppo:
John Kerry's first official act as Secretary of the State was to deny that he has a face like a horse, and to punish those who called him Secretariat of State.
Congratulations Oppo!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:
To help solve the illegal alien problem, Joe Biden...got Obama a green card.
Congratulations Harvey. No points for you!
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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The oddest thing in Obama's golf bag...
...Boehner's balls.
ReplyDeleteThe football
ReplyDelete...those cute little doggie plush golf club covers:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.canberratimes.com.au/sport/golf/ko-rekindles-memories-of-a-norman-invasion-for-canberra-pro-20130215-2ej0s.html
Yeah... they're not plush...
Hee
Delete...are the dog whistle and tranquilizer gun.
ReplyDelete...Nancy Pelosi's balls.
ReplyDelete...Hillary's balls.
...Michelle's balls.
(Bob, you gave me inspiration)
...a score card that looks exactly like a race card when his balls wind up in the rough.
ReplyDeletean opium pipe in the shape of a rifle
ReplyDelete