Thursday, February 7, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Super Bowl Blackout

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl…

#5 Scott: ...was Obama testing his new domestic EMP drone

#4 Richard B: ...Too many Obamaphones being charged.

#3 Rodney Dill: ...Obama shot out the lights while skeet shooting.

#2 CarolyntheMommy: ...Chris Christie ate one cheeseburger too many and had to be defibrillated – that takes some serious sparks.

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl...Obama tried to cook a hot dog in the microwave and shorted it out because he forgot to remove the collar. 

Congratulations blarg!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:  


To prove he likes guns, Obama... claimed some of his best friends are guns.

Congratulations Bob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to contemplate:

Now that Iran has a drone...