The $85 billion federal budget cuts required by
Obama’s sequestration plan will result in some very dire consequences. We must
not allow these things to happen. Here are just some of the devastating
consequences.
·
Biden
will have to pay for his own hair plug maintenance and resort to home-whitening
his teeth with Clorox.
·
Menendez
will have to switch to cheaper, local escorts.
·
All
federal employees will have their hours cut back to 30 hours to avoid Obamacare
costs.
·
Obama
will have to sell off his backup teleprompters.
·
Due
to lack of funding, communities will become woefully unorganized.
·
Sandra
Fluke will still have to provide her own birth control, should a man ever find
her desirable.
·
Construction
of the shovel-ready project, The Obama Memorial White House Putt Putt Golf
Course, will have to be put on hold.
·
The
Obama National Library will never be built. Instead, the entire collection will
be made available in ebook format. The file contains everything Obama has ever
read, comprised of his speeches, the Quran and the collected works of Saul Alinsky.
·
Michelle
will no longer be able to afford arugula, whatever that is.
·
No
more wasting skeet. If the Obama’s hunt the clay pigeons, they have to eat
them.
·
All
members of Congress will have to be replaced with lower cost undocumented
workers. Maybe they will be able to do the jobs that American Congressmen are
unwilling to do.
·
Government
officials will need to upwardly adjust their bribe thresholds.
·
Deep
cuts to the military will be made to ensure anticipated increased funding for
PBS, NPR and the NEA.
·
Unable
to afford hookers and booze, secret service members will have to entertain
themselves with the loneliest game ever: Strip Solitaire.
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