In Response To Zombie Jesus Day

To whom it may concern:

I don't mind that you are making fun of my lord and savior, its a free country and I understand not everyone believes what I believe.  The problem I do have is your mischaracterization of zombies.  Zombies are mindless shambling creatures who returned from the dead in search of human flesh and brains.  Jesus did none of those things, he came back from the dead to show people how eternal life can be had, and he also wanted to show off his awesome scars to a couple of girls. (I think, don't quote me on that)  It is not know if he was fully corporeal at the time he did all this, so if you want to say "ghost Jesus" day, I wont argue, but zombie Jesus is just plain wrong.