New Disability Discovered: COLD SORES

According to a new study, Cold Sores have been linked to both Alzheimers and dementia.  As a result, President Obama has called for new regulations to prevent Cold Sore discrimination.

Those with cold sores - also known as "Fever-Blister-Americans" - will be ineligible to vote unless, of course, they promise to vote democrat.

They will not be held accountable for infidelity in divorce cases, as they probably just forgot what their spouse looked like.

Students with cold sores will be given the answer key for all exams.

All politicians with a history of cold sores will be excused from keeping any campaign promises...or any promises at all.  (Sources say Hillary is confident she had a cold sore before, during and after the Benghazi attacks.)

FBA's will be forgiven any debts, as how could they be expected to know how much money they have? It's a disability.  You racist.

They will not be required to make appointments as they could never remember. Therefore, whenever someone with a cold sore comes into a doctor's office, the doctor will be required to see them immediately.

In closing, the President advised, "Make sure you carry your car title on your person at all times.  If a person with a cold sore mistakenly takes your car, you'll need to be able to prove it is yours."