Nuke the Punchline: Can I Get a Doggie Bag

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The funniest thing Obama said at the Gridiron Club Press Dinner...


#5 Jeff: ...“My fellow Americans…”

#4 Bunkerhillbilly: ...I have to say that my warmest memories are of summer days spent with my dad in Chicago at that other great gridiron, Lambert Fields, watching the Bears take on the Yankees and catching a foul-tip punt from Stan “The Can” Musical.

#3 Rodney Dill: ...and then Pelosi said with a straight face…. well with all that Botox how else could she say it.

#2 Dohtimes: ...My foreign policy? Talk like a stud but make sure my Sec. of State is a horse of a different color.

And the best line goes to Apostic:

The funniest thing Obama said at the Gridiron Club Press Dinner: “Let me be clear. The time is now, and I will speak from the heart. We have system rebooting loading text enter password…” 

Congratulations Apostic.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill: 

After the commander of the Pacific Fleet said that the biggest threat was global warming...and politician indecision... our two biggest threats are global warming and politician indecision... and someone stole the strawberries... No, our three biggest threats are... wait a minute, let me come in again.

Congratulations Rodney Dill.

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Now here's a line for you guys to investigate:

After Mississippi passed an "Anti Bloomberg" bill...