Nuke the Punchline: Collie Tar Tar

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

If you buy a $500,000 meeting with Obama, it includes...


#5 Apostic: ...dinner with the First Lady. And for an addtional $500,000, dinner without the First Lady.

#4 D***Cat: ...a lunch of roasted wild skeets.

#3 Dirk the Impaler: ...lunch consisting of the most tender cuts of doberman. For $1,000,000, you get collie tar tar.

#2 Rodney Dill: ...a night of Dancing With The Czars.

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

If you buy a $500,000 meeting with Obama, it includes a complimentary tour of the underside of Obama’s bus. 

Congratulations blarg.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:

Joe Biden changed his mind about shotguns...he'll just shoot off his mouth instead.

Congratulations Rodney.

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

After seeing how Michigan was able to take over Detroit, Obama...