Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The most surprising moment during the Pope's farewell speech...
#5 Rodney Dill: ...was when he read from the book of Armaments.
#4 Apostic: ...was when the Popemobile transformed into the Autobot “Holy Roller.”
#3 D***Cat: ...was when he summed up his time as pope saying “If my pontificate was
Battletoads, it would be like I made it all the way to the Terra Tubes
without dying on my first ever play through.”
#2 Oppo: ...was that he was Holy Seequestered.
And the best line goes to Bob in Feenicks:
The most surprising moment during the Pope's farewell speech was when he said, “Fight the real enemy,” and tore up a picture of Sinead O’Connor.
Congratulations Bob.
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
After seeing how Michigan was able to take over Detroit, Obama...took over the nearest golf course.
Congratulations Bob.
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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
After Dennis Rodman's success in North Korea, John Kerry...
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