Nuke the Punchline: No Like for Ike

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

What happened to the $62 Million that was supposed to be spent on DC's Eisenhower Memorial?


#5 physics geek: ...Birth control pills for Sandra Fluke.

#4 Rodney Dill: ...Obama decided to memorialize Ike by participating in Eisenhower’s favorite pasttime as often as possible.

#3 Oppo: ...“What. Difference. Does. It. Make?” -Hillary

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...Biden deposited it in a bank account in Cyprus for safe keeping.

And the best line goes to blarg:

What happened to the $62 Million that was supposed to be spent on DC's Eisenhower Memorial? Sequester!!!!!!1111!!eleventy1!!!

Congratulations blarg.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:

The real reason DHS will be scanning your emails...that Nigerian Prince never got back to them about the money. Obviously that email went to the wrong person, somehow, and DHS is going to keep looking until they find it.

Congratulations Harvey.

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Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:

The Bloomberg anti-gun ad campaign will...