Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
President Obama just got an endorsement deal. He'll be the official spokesman for...
#5 can of spam: ...Hell, capitalizing on his role in “The Bible”.
#4 gsmtiger: ...The Association of Bus Drivers, he throws so many people under the bus it’s about time.
#3 Sarah Rolph: ...The letter *I* on Sesame Street.
#2 CTCompromise: ...Titlelist: “I spent half of my years as president with a Titleist golf club in my grip on some of the finest courses .”
And the best line goes to 4of7:
President Obama just got an endorsement deal. He'll be the official spokesman for Windex. “Let me be clear!”
Congratulations 4of7.
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
The prayer note Obama stuck in the Wailing Wall in Israel said..."Juicy Fruit" -he was just getting rid of his chewing gum wrapper.
Congratulations Bob.
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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The real reason DHS will be scanning your emails...
