Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Professor Choom

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

If Obama were a comic book super-villain, he'd be...


#5 Rodney Dill: ...Obamhotep the Mummy… his minions would follow him mindless chanting… Obam ho tep… Obam ho tep… Obam ho tep.

#4 FormerHostage: ...as two-dimensional as he now is a president!

#3 Dohtimes: ...The SlumLord, able to ghettoize a building in a single tax hike.

#2 zipity: ...really, really, REALLY bad at it.

And the best line goes to Bob B:

If Obama were a comic book super-villain, he'd be False Hood – he robs from the rich and lies to the poor.

Congratulations Bob B.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks

After a New York judge reversed the ban on large sodas, Bloomberg...banned all judges that disagree with him.

Congratulations Bob.

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

After the Commander of the Pacific Fleet said that the biggest threat is global warming...