Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be...
#5 Writer: ...Obama, following his retirement from the U. S. Presidency. It
should be a piece of cake with everyone already indoctrinated and
disarmed.
#4 Nate: ...Pope Benedict XVI.
#3 Mrs. Campbell: ...An Obama Appointment.
#2 CTCompromise: ...The Most Interesting Man In The World: ” I don’t usually rule a country, but when I do..It’s Cuba”.
And the best punchline goes to Apostic:
Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be a woman suffering from Castro-enteritis. (Oh, wait — is that a “sick” joke?).
[That joke was so lame, I just had to pick it]
Congratulations Apositc!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:
Michelle Obama's new TV show... Dancing With the Czars.
Congratulations Rodney!
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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
Joe Biden changed his mind about shotguns. Instead...
Re "That joke was so lame, I just had to pick it" Thanx. I groaned out loud when I wrote it.
ReplyDelete...he'll just eat refried beans and say 'Pull my finger' if attacked.
ReplyDelete...he'll just shoot off his mouth instead.
ReplyDelete...he remarried an ugly poor homeless woman who had nothing to steal or a balcony to shoot from.
ReplyDelete...he suggests shooting rubber bands. Aim for the eye.
ReplyDeleteHe declared his porch a "Safe Zone"
ReplyDelete