Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: A Wookie to Klingon Dictionary

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama is more useless than...


#5 Rodney Dill: ...than a trillion dollar coin.

#4 Apostic: ...than a smiley face button on a honey badger.

#3 Writer: ...Michael Moore(on)’s third chin.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...beauty tips from Helen Thomas.

And the best line goes to FormerHostage:

Obama is more useless than soap in an Occupy camp.

Congratulations FormerHostage!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Dohtimes:

The White House is considering cancelling the annual Easter Egg Roll and instead...allowing two kids with pooper scoopers to take the White House Lawn Tour.Congratulations Dohtimes.

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Now here's a line for you guys to contemplate:

During his trip to Israel, Obama...