Recently A poet by the name of Amanda
Palmer wrote a poem with a great deal of empathy toward the Boston
Marathon Bomber. I capitalized all three because I'm sure MSNBC and
Amanda Palmer want to consider this a proper title, and probably a
hate crime otherwise.
Originally I was excited for the poem
because I assumed Amanda was the daughter, and or sister, and or wife
of Robert Palmer who shares a common addiction with me. The addiction to love. Unfortunately that was not the case.
Now I'm no student of poetry. Outside
of my 8th grade English class I never cared for it, and to
be honest, I didn't care for it then, cuz I hate it, but I figured I
would try my hand at one in honor of Ms Palmer.
So here goes.
The time it took you to write that poem
must have been great
Your liberal guilt must flow like A
river made of vile sewage.
I hope it helps you to sleep at night
Because you are a terrible person
A really bad person
People like you are why people in other
countries think Americans are stupid
Because you like to project an air of
intelligence
But really you just project weakness
Your poetry reminds me of that kid in
10th grade
You know the one, the one who walked
around with classic literature all the time
They never really read any of it, and
if they did, they never learned from it.
You showed empathy for a murder
You are so brave
I'm sure your tax returns would show
the actual amount of empathy you have for those suffering
Oh wait, never mind, you're a liberal
The government did it for you
The government did it for you
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