Friday, April 26, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - A Fate A Worse Than Death

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The most surprising item in the new Benghazi Report... 


#5 rodney dill : ...people not commenting on Hillary's part of the report made her cry.

#4 can of spam: … is that it proves the whole thing was a conspiracy. Further discussion of the subject banned at imao.us

#3 FormerHostage:…was when you find out that Snape is actually a good guy.

#2 a guy named Rob:…were the repeated over-strikes by some entity know only as "The Grammar Hammer"

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Dohtimes... 

The most surprising item in the new Benghazi Report..is the admission of the truth we all know and dare not speak, Hillary’s screeching voice is reason enough to hate and kill us. The worst, most heartless and vicious of the terrorists let her live to punish us with the fate worse than death, having to occasionally listen to Hillary.

COOKIES to Dohtimes!
P.S. So Frank J. submitted ANOTHER punchline. That's two in a ROW. I must say, I definitely thought today's was an improvement over his last one. I award Frank J. COOKIES for being MUCH IMPROVED! Go Frank J! (If you are wondering why he gets special treatment, read my explanation from yesterday. Basically, if you want cookies, being the boss doesn't hurt.  :)
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One of my favorite NP posts from yesterday was Searching for Answers by arik matthews. Cookies to Arik!!  It's all about how everything bad is YOUR fault. You should read it.  It'll make you feel awesome! :)
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I love how many responses we've been getting for the NP Nuke the Punchline!  You guys are wonderful!!  The best responses for Nuking Politics' straight line:

Now that Bill Clinton has joined Twitter...

#3 Bob in Feenicks:......Hillary will be following him. -Closely.
#2 MrsCampbell: ...There are people from IMAO and Breitbart following him - waiting for his eventual "weiner" post.

The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from : rodney dill. 

Now that Bill Clinton has joined Twitter...Oh crap. This means Saxting will now become an acceptable texting term.

COOKIES to rodney dill!
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Now here's a line for you guys to try to impress me:

George W. Bush's latest painting...
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13 comments:

  1. rodney dillApril 26, 2013 at 10:36 AM

    ...the exterior of his library.

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  2. HarveyApril 26, 2013 at 10:36 AM

    ... is a hand-drawn version of his famous "Miss Me Yet?" billboard:

    http://an800lbgorilla.wordpress.com/2010/01/30/miss-me-yet/

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  3. can of spamApril 26, 2013 at 10:37 AM

    ... was immediately protested by a giant pink vagina costume.

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  4. can of spamApril 26, 2013 at 10:41 AM

    ... was most certainly not of "Obama riding a unicorn".

    (No, seriously, Google it -- but bring eye bleach.)

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  5. OppoApril 26, 2013 at 10:48 AM

    ... was in oil, of course.

    ... was, like his predecessor, a fordgerry.

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  6. ErnApril 26, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    . . . has been panned by the critics because it does not depict a crucifix or a tube of urine.

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  7. can of spamApril 26, 2013 at 12:01 PM

    ... really shouldn't be shown in public, but let it be said for the record that everything indeed is bigger in Texas.

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  8. can of spamApril 26, 2013 at 12:15 PM

    ... is a still-life of nine bushels of wheat. Obama immediately called it Bush's Falt.

    (see http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/falt)

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    1. can of spamApril 26, 2013 at 12:28 PM

      Yes, it's obscure. I think that makes it funnier. But I'm a weirdo.

      Delete
  9. AnonymousApril 26, 2013 at 12:39 PM

    ...to hang in the Capitol Rotunda, is Flo from "Alice" yelling "KISS MY GRITS"

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  10. rodney dillApril 26, 2013 at 1:07 PM

    ...a sign across the front drive of his Crawford home...
    MISSING ACCOMPLISHED

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  11. Bob in FeenicksApril 26, 2013 at 2:55 PM

    ...is a portrait of Joe Biden that appears to be getting smarter over time.

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  12. DohtimesApril 26, 2013 at 5:40 PM

    ...is a still life of Biden finger painting.

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