Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The Weirdest moment in the IRS's Star Trek spoof video...
#5 Apostic: ...was the Jedi mind meld trick.
#4 FormerHostage: ...was all the giggling whenever they mentioned Uranus.
#3 Rodney Dill: ...As the Enterprise approached the First Lady, Sulu said, ‘That’s no Moon….’
#2 Conservatarian: ...was William Shatner being appalled by the bad acting.
And the best line goes to Bunkerhillbilly:
The weirdest moment in the IRS's Star Trek spook video was Obama making an appearance as an admiral, bowing before everyone on camera, and saying
Princess Uhura, please inform DarthFleet Command that the Millenium
Enterprise is in audit around the planet, Lieutenant Solo, you and Dr.
Mc Calrissian are to prepare an away party, set light-phasers to stun.
Congratulations Bunkerhillbilly.
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:
After declaring Top Alert and cutting the phone lines, North Korea's next move...dancing Gangnam style across the DMZ
Congratulations Rodney.
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Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:
During the White House Easter egg roll, Joe Biden...
...was, surprisingly, completely safe with his use of firearms.
ReplyDeleteBarack, on the other hand, kept yelling "PULL!" and shooting at Easter baskets.
... said "Barry, tell me about the rabbits".
ReplyDeletewinner winner, chicken dinner
Delete...kept saying 'all your egg are belong to us.'
ReplyDelete...said you cannot go into a 7-11 or a Chinese restaurant without having a slight New Englander accent, now where is my egg roll.
ReplyDelete...said I hope they don't put this on Google Nose, after eating several of the children's eggs
ReplyDelete...lost, because his entry was an omelet.
ReplyDelete