Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
If Nancy Pelosi were Speaker of the House again...
#5 D***Cat: ...she still wouldn’t know what’s in the Obamacare bill.
#4 ziptiy: ...Botox futures would skyrocket.
#3 c64wood: ...Wait, she’s still alive?
#2 Rodney Dill: ...instead of using the gavel she’ll just say, “It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.”
And my favorite punchline was from Dohtimes:
If Nancy Pelosi were Speaker of the House again there would be an job opening for season 4 of The Walking Dead, but it would no longer be strictly a documentary.
Congratulations Dohtimes.
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
The White House is banning the term "Tax Day" and instead...is calling it "Happy Fun Share Your Money with the Government Day"
Congratulations Bob.
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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
In response to a possible North Korean missile launch Wednesday, the White House plans...
for their own lunch... What? North Korea wasn't planning a lunch?
ReplyDeleteinclude dancing Gangnam style.
ReplyDeleteWait... I don't understand how the last four words of that straight line make any sense... :-D
ReplyDelete...to avoid looking at Democrat voters so they won't get infatuated with the idea that we deserve getting nuked.
ReplyDelete...institute universal missile background checks with a wait til Hillary is president before launching cooling off period.