Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:
When asked to explain why global warming has stopped, climate scientists...?
#5 burt: smacked the doubter with a hockey stick.
#4 Carpenter: blame the sun.
#3 Son of Bob: it's time we redefine the word "warming".
#2 FormerHostage: said that it was only resting and trying to lull us into a false sense of security.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from rodney dill:
When asked to explain why global warming has stopped, climate scientists...said, "Arrrr...The Laws of Thermodynamics be more guidelines than actual rules."
Cookies to rodney dill!Of course, he only won because no one posted:
When asked to explain why global warming has stopped, climate scientists...said that they saw Anonymiss in the lab and had used her Coefficient of Hot-ness as the constant for women. They were mistaken.
Geez, guys. That one was so OBVIOUS.
But I did LOVE all the chemistry comments. Cookies to you all!
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My favorite Nuking Politics post of the day was The 8 Hottest New Fashion Trends for Spring by Me. Because I'm awesome. And no, it's not really about handbags and dresses. You should read it and tell me what you think.
Cookies to Me! (Yay! I love my cookies :)
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from : A Guy Named Rob.
When all 5 living Presidents attend the George W. Bush Presidential Center dedication...press will be excluded while the Bushes, Carter and Obama sit Bill down, tell him that they really do love him and they aren't there to judge, but he really really has to stop chasing the interns around.
Cookies to A Guy Named Rob!
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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
When asked about Benghazi, Kerry said, "We got a lot more important things to move on to" like...
...eventually, hopefully, an entire cell block full of cover-up co-conspirators.
ReplyDelete(Thanke, I had fun with this one.)
ReplyDeleteWhen asked about Benghazi, Kerry said, "We got a lot more important things to move on to" like... how to schedule Obama's next golf outing.
...Ben Gazzara, and if he's dead enough to play me in the biopic I'm writing called No Time For Tennis When You're Serving In Vietnam; The John Kerry Story Part II.
ReplyDelete..talking about Vietnam. He served there, you know.
ReplyDelete...whether I am having oats for dinner -or hay?
ReplyDelete...men who want to marry men, and who's going to pay for women's birth control.