Thursday, May 16, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Chicago is so Crooked it's Shaped like a Gun

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Crime Has Gotten So Out of Control in Chicago…

the city is even SHAPED like a gun :)

 #5 Bob in Feenicks : …Mob bosses have requested government funding to help reorganize crime.

#4 rodney dill: …Chicago criminals are moving to Detroit for some peace and quiet.


 #3 walruskkkch : …even the Mob is asking for better policing.


#2@boston_bubba : … they had to start sending their criminals to Washington.


And my favorite straight line of the day was from Conservatarian:

Crime Has Gotten So Out of Control in Chicago…the auction for the next presidential election has been suspended by ebay.

COOKIES to Conservatarian!
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This has nothing to do with anything but it made me laugh.  I guess this is how the male super-heroes would look if they had to stand "sexily" the way they draw the female ones.  Geez Unny would throw a fit.  What do you guys think?


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I love it when you guys comment on my NP lines. :)  My favorite response was from Bob B. :



When he learned that physically strong men tend to right wing views, President Obama...took a page from Bloomberg, and banned lifting anything over 16 ounces.


COOKIES to Bob B.!
What??


No "declared America a "muscle-free zone" "?

No "made men get their "guns" (biceps) registered" ?

No "immediately discredited the study as clearly racist" ?

Hmm....

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Here's a new line for you to try:



How much do you think little Frank J. will weigh when he finally appears? :)
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12 comments:

  1. HarveyMay 16, 2013 at 5:46 PM

    ...the same as a duck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU

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  2. A Guy Named RobMay 16, 2013 at 6:58 PM

    ...about as much as a henway......go ahead - ask it......

    ...about the same as 3 dozen chocolate chip, 2 dozen macadamia nut, and 1 large angle food cake. At least, that's what I'd offer in trade....

    ... 9.375 x 10exp(-6) fully loaded 747

    ...impossible to measure, as the destiny child will simply hover and grant 3 wishes to the one who finds it first.

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  3. Bob B.May 16, 2013 at 7:03 PM

    ...depends on how many cookies he gets.

    ...more than that lightweight Obama.

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  4. Rodney DillMay 16, 2013 at 8:36 PM

    In pounds or in Newtons

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  5. HarveyMay 16, 2013 at 10:20 PM

    But seriously:

    8lb 13oz

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  6. Bob in FeenicksMay 17, 2013 at 2:15 AM

    ...with or without his rocket launcher?

    ...we'll find out just as soon as the baby takes a break from punching hippies.

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  7. Rodney DillMay 17, 2013 at 6:07 AM

    8 lbs. 4 oz.

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    1. AnonymissMay 17, 2013 at 9:50 AM

      Ooooh. That's awfully close to my guess. 8 lbs 3 oz.

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    2. Rodney DillMay 17, 2013 at 12:30 PM

      ...by the photo I'd say we're in the ballpark.

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    3. Rodney DillMay 17, 2013 at 12:31 PM

      ...the photo at IMAO, not the one you used above.

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  8. Rodney DillMay 17, 2013 at 6:07 AM

    ...don't know... still trying to figure out the airspeed of an unladen swallow.

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  9. DohtimesMay 17, 2013 at 2:20 PM

    using age as a guide he should have topped out at 93 pounds this morning.

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