Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Dinosaur Rocket Launchers Decimate Correspondents

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The funniest thing that happened at the White House Correspondent's Dinner...
#5 jw : …was when someone hacked obama’s teleprompter and he found himself reading carpenter’s famous YGDFT! rant.

#4 Rodney Dill: …someone swapped in uncookies for dessert. [cookies for the reference to my twins hazardous "treats"]

#3 Dohtimes:…was when all the correspondents had to retake their vow of always corresponding with Obama.

#2 FormerHostage:…was the Seinfeld episode the serving staff was watching in the back.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from a guy named Rob.

The funniest thing that happened at the White House Correspondent's Dinner...…was when Sarah Palin rode in on a Dinosaur with rocket launchers and smote all the liberal biased media….wait, I may have just dreamed that.

COOKIES to a guy named Rob!

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There are SO MANY good posts at Nuking Politics right now!  I think you should check out springeraz's Cookie Challenges. They're a fun new kind of contest...and I make all the cookies for prizes.  Here's the latest one. Cookies to my newbie, springeraz!
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Thanks for your comments on NP's Nuke the Punchline.  You guys are the best :)  My favorite responses for Nuking Politics' straight line:

Now that people are more afraid of government than terror, Joe Biden...

#3: Bob in Feenicks: ...suggested that Eric Holder use all the resources of the Department of Justice to engage in warrantless searches to find any signs of government in people's homes.

#2: Bob B.: ...is offering free shotgun lessons to anyone who is afraid of the government. They just need to send him their contact information...

And my favorite was from MrsCampbell:

Now that people are more afraid of government than terror, Joe Biden...can finally retire.

COOKIES to MrsCampbell!
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Now here's a line for you guys to try to impress me:



"Inspired by a realtor giving his employees a raise for getting a tattoo, Obama..."
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6 comments:

  1. HarveyMay 1, 2013 at 9:41 AM

    ...launched his new "Tattoos for Tea Partiers" identification program.

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  2. Rodney DillMay 1, 2013 at 11:08 AM

    Put "This Space For Rent" on his forehead.

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  3. can of spamMay 1, 2013 at 11:13 AM

    ... asked the Supreme Court to rule that he can force everyone to have a personally-identifying barcode tattooed on everyone's forehead or hand... er, I mean tax anyone who doesn't, that is.

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  4. can of spamMay 1, 2013 at 11:14 AM

    ... told the tattoo artist "you didn't draw that!"

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  5. can of spamMay 1, 2013 at 11:15 AM

    ... had the business shut down. If they can afford to give raises, he clearly isn't finished doing his job.

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  6. DohtimesMay 1, 2013 at 4:56 PM

    ...awarded a million dollars to Sandra Fluke for her new tramp stamp.

    ...said forget reparations, the African-American community is going to be filthy rich off of their tats alone.

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