Nuke the Punchline - Dinosaur Rocket Launchers Decimate Correspondents

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The funniest thing that happened at the White House Correspondent's Dinner...


#5 jw : …was when someone hacked obama’s teleprompter and he found himself reading carpenter’s famous YGDFT! rant.

#4 Rodney Dill: …someone swapped in uncookies for dessert. [cookies for the reference to my twins hazardous "treats"]

#3 Dohtimes:…was when all the correspondents had to retake their vow of always corresponding with Obama.

#2 FormerHostage:…was the Seinfeld episode the serving staff was watching in the back.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from a guy named Rob.

The funniest thing that happened at the White House Correspondent's Dinner...…was when Sarah Palin rode in on a Dinosaur with rocket launchers and smote all the liberal biased media….wait, I may have just dreamed that.

COOKIES to a guy named Rob!

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There are SO MANY good posts at Nuking Politics right now!  I think you should check out springeraz's Cookie Challenges. They're a fun new kind of contest...and I make all the cookies for prizes.  Here's the latest one. Cookies to my newbie, springeraz!
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Thanks for your comments on NP's Nuke the Punchline.  You guys are the best :)  My favorite responses for Nuking Politics' straight line:

Now that people are more afraid of government than terror, Joe Biden...

#3: Bob in Feenicks: ...suggested that Eric Holder use all the resources of the Department of Justice to engage in warrantless searches to find any signs of government in people's homes.

#2: Bob B.: ...is offering free shotgun lessons to anyone who is afraid of the government. They just need to send him their contact information...

And my favorite was from MrsCampbell:

Now that people are more afraid of government than terror, Joe Biden...can finally retire.

COOKIES to MrsCampbell!

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Now here's a line for you guys to try to impress me:

"Inspired by a realtor giving his employees a raise for getting a tattoo, Obama..."