Obama’s Latest Dubious Claim About Benghazi…
#10 blarg: …look, let me be clear…there are going to be bumps on the road in the Arab Spring.
#9 FormerHostage: …is that Republicans are seizing on it to distract from the immigration issue and continue their war on women.
#5 gsmtiger : …I claim all responsibility for the deaths caused by this attack, but it wasn’t my fault.
#4 MrsCampbell : It’s not a real place, It’s more of a composite situation, representative of several different Foreign Policy options. (All of which are the fault of his predecessor.)
#3 walruskkkch : ...anyone doubting his story will be hearing from the IRS
#2 artvol11 : …was that the 57th state of Benghazi was in the jurisdiction of the United States, and therefore could not be attacked by the military
Obama’s Latest Dubious Claim About Benghazi...…those killers will be brought to justice! Or given Amnesty and access to healthcare we are still waiting on the focus group polling there.
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So I got a response from Keln:
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The game is on. Now I guess we just have to wait for Frank J's baby to be born. Geez. Is this taking forever or is it just me? :)
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I love it when you guys comment on my NP lines. :) Here are my favorite responses to:
What makes President Obama cry?
#3 Rodney Dill : "Whaddya mean this time Bush has an alibi?
#2 Bob in Feenicks : ...The thought of Frank J. and SarahK bringing another Moon Nuker into the world.
and my favorite line was from Dohtimes:
What makes President Obama cry?
When he thinks that if he had a Wookie it would look like him. More like Mooshie but a little like him, a little bitty Chewbama. Sniff.
________________________#2 Bob in Feenicks : ...The thought of Frank J. and SarahK bringing another Moon Nuker into the world.
and my favorite line was from Dohtimes:
When he thinks that if he had a Wookie it would look like him. More like Mooshie but a little like him, a little bitty Chewbama. Sniff.
COOKIES to Dohtimes! |
(Dohtimes, that was hilarious. I laughed out loud. What kind of cookies do YOU like??)
What is the next new scandal that will surface?
He's a chicken . . . a giant chicken!
ReplyDelete...Obama is fronting a dwarf tossing outfit in Texas.
ReplyDeleteThe new Obamacare regulations manual... "To Serve Patients"... it's... IT'S A COOKBOOK!
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man_%28The_Twilight_Zone%29
...Michelle's birth certificate is fake. She was really born on Endor, not Kashyyyk.
ReplyDelete...Obama likes to eat all household pets, not just dogs.
...Barack punished Michelle with a baby... TWICE!
...Biden's college diploma -the one written in crayon- is a forgery!
...he doesn't know the airspeed of an unladen swallow.
ReplyDelete...he turned the IRS on Joe Biden for using his shotgun on his back porch.
...he didn't let the wookie win.
...is the $500,000 salary being paid to White House staff identified only as "Biden Pants Assurer."
ReplyDelete...is that Cowboy poetry supported by Harry Reid is being used by Al-Qaeda to secretly communicate to U.S. terror cells.
ReplyDelete...the discovery of the secret room in the west wing that produces the largest selection of asian tickle porn
ReplyDelete...That he has never really vacationed in Hawaii, but instead secretly flew off to his summer home in Pyongyang
...that Barack Obama has had a 3rd trimester abortion. Figure that one out....
...that he really doesn't like dog, and actually prefers vegan fare
Anonymiss only gives away the cookies that get dropped on the floor and the FDA gives her a pass. (Chocolate chip by the way, if they don't break the five second rule)
ReplyDelete:) My cookies are pristine, thank you very much. Chocolate chip it is :)
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