Thursday, May 23, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - "There is No Charge for Awesomeness. Or Attractiveness" : MOVIE?

[Note: When I do a quote in the title like that and ask, MOVIE?...the first one who can come up with the correct movie title in the comments wins cookies from me.  Good luck!  P.S. No googling. That's no fun :P]

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The Best Advice Obama Gave During His Morehouse College Commencement Speech…


#5 Apostic : was, “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.”

#4 rodney dill : The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we’re now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we’re working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

#3 blarg :…I had no idea I was speaking here today….see what I did there?

#2 walruskkkch : …The best things in life may be free, but what isn’t the government can surely provide.


And my favorite straight line of the day was from archangel:

The Best Advice Obama Gave During His Morehouse College Commencement Speech………it may be a good idea to find an attractive wife. it’s very time-consuming to convince people she is when she really isn’t.


Cookies to archangel!
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I can't wait for the Nuking Politics Straight Line Challenge between Keln and me. Maybe we should UP the stakes a bit? Bragging rights is fine...but...I think he should have to make me cookies or SOMETHING. :P  Suggestions?
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Lots of great comments on the NP line this time. :)  The ones I liked best were:

Now that the IRS is pleading the Fifth, who else will? for what?

#3 MrsCampbell: Bill Clinton - retroactively.      [he's such a clever guy]

#2 can of spam: Every single taxpayer, next April 15.

My favorite response was from A Guy Named Rob:

Now that the IRS is pleading the Fifth, who else will? for what?
I cannot answer that questions on the grounds it may lead to self incrimination! I, therefore, plead the fifth.


Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies to A Guy Named Rob!
(what kind do YOU like, Rob?)

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Here's a new line for you to try:



Now that the Pope is supporting atheists, Harvey...

 [oh, and don't forget to guess on the movie quote from the title]
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29 comments:

  1. Bob in FeenicksMay 23, 2013 at 2:53 PM

    ...is now eligible to receive communion in a Catholic church.

    ...is going to be gone for a while; he's busy writing down all the sins he's committed for his first confession.

    ...no longer has a fatwa on his head from the Knights of Columbus.

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  2. HarveyMay 23, 2013 at 3:03 PM

    ...will convert to Mormonism, just to be contrary. Ha! Let's see the Pope give me his blessing NOW!

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    1. can of spamMay 23, 2013 at 3:17 PM

      You just want multiple wives. But unless you're marrying sisters, that means multiple mothers-in-law.

      Delete
    2. AnonymissMay 23, 2013 at 3:20 PM

      Multiple wives, huh? HUH.

      Delete
  3. DohtimesMay 23, 2013 at 3:04 PM

    ...can finally get rid of that pesky lightning rod he refers to as his insurance policy.

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  4. can of spamMay 23, 2013 at 3:18 PM

    ... is going to try to sell bacon in the middle east.

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  5. can of spamMay 23, 2013 at 3:19 PM

    [Movie is Madigascar, right?]

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    1. AnonymissMay 23, 2013 at 3:20 PM

      Good guess, but that's not it. Try again!

      Delete
    2. can of spamMay 23, 2013 at 3:29 PM

      Hmmm... I know I've JUST seen it recently. Must be Kung Fu Panda, then.

      Delete
    3. AnonymissMay 23, 2013 at 3:35 PM

      COOKIES to can of spam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I'm still looking for macadamia nuts...

      Delete
  6. HarveyMay 23, 2013 at 3:24 PM

    @can of spam - Say... Anony & Unny are sisters, aren't they?...

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    1. can of spamMay 23, 2013 at 3:30 PM

      Yes, but I want to bear no responsibility if you decide to go there...

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    2. AnonymissMay 23, 2013 at 3:36 PM

      Oh. My. GOSH!!!!!!!

      YOU. SNOT. HARVEY. You WISH!

      Delete
  7. HarveyMay 23, 2013 at 3:29 PM

    On the movie quote, I don't know, but it sounds like something Bill Murray would say.

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    1. UnnonymissMay 23, 2013 at 3:44 PM

      Hey Harvey. Too bad you missed the quote. I was gonna offer you some of my delicious homemade uncookies. Maybe you could come over some time and we could make them together?

      Delete
    2. HarveyMay 23, 2013 at 3:55 PM

      Say, Unny... I've got a proposition for you. And unless I'm mistaken, your sister seems to be really excited about the idea...

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    3. UnnonymissMay 23, 2013 at 6:13 PM

      So I tried to talk to Anony and she said she's not speaking to you. I have no idea what's wrong with her. She really is kind of close-minded. I'm guessing she's just prejudiced against you because you're an atheist. She's more religious than the pope.

      But...

      this is MY answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8cbak34DR0

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    4. HarveyMay 24, 2013 at 12:42 AM

      Hmmm... that sounds like a "yes".

      Don't suppose you have another sister who's a little more... open-minded... do you?

      Delete
  8. AnonymousMay 23, 2013 at 3:56 PM

    ...is going to ask if the Holy Father would consider pork rinds and beer for Communion!

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  9. Bob B.May 23, 2013 at 5:14 PM

    ...will engineer a hostile take-over of Westboro Baptist,then start picketing Anonymiss with placards that read "God Hates Nags...and cookies"

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    1. AnonymissMay 23, 2013 at 6:17 PM

      He hates cookies? *POUT*
      and I'm a nag??? *whimper*

      Delete
  10. A Guy Named RobMay 23, 2013 at 5:49 PM

    ...will wear shoes that support his arch...bishop

    ...will support Muslim vegan hippies. Must be opposite day

    ...will continue to punch them, repeatedly, so that we can see where they end up, since most hippies are atheists

    ...will demand to know when that pope comes up for reelection, what is it, a 2 year term??


    BTW, a nice butterscotch cookie with white chocolate chips really makes my day :) with bacon, of course

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    1. AnonymissMay 23, 2013 at 10:55 PM

      Butterscotch chips too? How does the cookie become a "butterscotch cookie"?

      Delete
  11. DohtimesMay 23, 2013 at 6:56 PM

    ...will be able to exercise his religious freedom and his body as he burns off some calories in HEL...en Thomas's church of the wholly moley what the heck IS that?

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  12. Rodney DillMay 23, 2013 at 8:21 PM

    Is probably wondering what happened to the Russian 'Killer Robot' straightline.

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  13. Rodney DillMay 23, 2013 at 8:24 PM

    decides he doesn't want part of any club that would have him as a member.

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  14. Rodney DillMay 23, 2013 at 8:27 PM

    ...will stop referring to the pope as that talking mule.

    ...knew his, "Lighten up Francis," emails would eventually pay off.

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  15. Rodney DillMay 23, 2013 at 9:06 PM

    is attending a toga party at the Vatican to sing, "Shout" with Opus Dei and The Knights.

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  16. Rodney DillMay 23, 2013 at 9:07 PM

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