President "Ultra Ever-Dry"

Probably everybody remembers when Ronald Reagan was referred to as the "Teflon President" because nothing stuck to him  (see here).  Also, back in the 80's John Gotti was known as the "Teflon Don" for pretty much the same reasons.  Now we have our own Mr. Obama, who, in the midst of a big stack of scandals that (with any luck) could undo his budding empire, acts as if he's been soaked in the stuff shown in the video below.  I love the way technology evolves and moves us all "forward" to a brighter future…



On the other hand, Obama and his people have shown themselves to be masters of misdirection, and the timing of all that's come to light since 9/11/12 is fascinating.  The DOJ had been monitoring AP communications while the IRS was harassing conservative organizations for months prior to the 2012 election, both of which were obvious attempts to control the outcome.  Now the truth begins to emerge about the Benghazi attack and the administration's role, which Mr Obama apparently finds very threatening.  So suddenly, just as this information comes to light, the activities of the IRS and the DOJ magically surface.  As it became clear to Obama that Benghazi wasn't going away, true to form, he decided  to throw something shiny out there.   If we didn't allow Obama to distract us like this, or if he ever actually did the right thing to begin with,  he wouldn't really need space age non-stick coatings in the first place.