What Did You Learn in College?

So I graduated from college a while ago. So long ago that I barely remember the hours and hours I spent studying nuclear reactors, partial differential equations and thermodynamics. I tested and analyzed and researched and solved for 4 years before I set out on a new adventure: The exciting, exhilirating, never a dull moment adventure that is "Life".

So, basically, I wanna sue somebody for false advertising.  

Then I saw this:

and it reminded me that today is the first time I've ever lived May 9th, 2013. I can make it the best May 9th, 2013 I'll ever experience. It will be an adventure. I cherish my freedom to choose what I think.