The recent spate of scandals in Washington has inspired me. Hence, I will inflict upon you my own lyrics to one of the true classics of metal, Ozzy's I Don't Know, as sung by various figures of Scandalpalooza. Or is it Scandalrama? Scandalgate? Typical democRat politics?
Eric Holder:
People look to me and say,
"Why did you have to bug the AP, eh?
And what about that Rosen guy?
Did you really think that he's a spy?"
Everyone wants to blame me
Looking to find the truth.
Don't look at me for answers
Don't ask me - I don't know!
Lois Lerner:
How am I supposed to guess
What is happ'ning at the IRS?
Blame the people I work with
I'll just sit here and I'll plead the fifth.
You gotta believe in something,
Like bigger government!
Did we abuse the public?
Don't ask me - I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't know!
Hilary Clinton:
Nobody ever told me about Benghazi strife
What difference at this point does it make.
When that three am call came
I just kept hitting snooze.
I had to choose
To win or lose
So I refused!
(look squirrel!)
Barry Obama:
People look to Me and say,
"Are you our savior?"
I say, "That's what you say!"
I'm the acme of mankind,
Vote Me or you'll get left behind!
But when it comes to scandals,
Fox News is so uncouth,
Looking to find some answers:
Don't ask Me,
I don't know!
I don't know!
How am I supposed to know
All the things that make this nation go?
I am just one awesome Man
Hampered by the dumb Republican'ts!
Ya gotta believe in someone
And I'm the one who's right!
But when it's blame you're layin'
Don't ask me - I don't know!
I don't know!
I DON'T KNOW!
I'm not sure how I feel about the phrase from the link: "Katrina moment". Hmm.
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