Tuesday, June 4, 2013

It's Frank's Birthday! Inconceivable!

I looked and looked for the singing telegram I wanted to send to Frank J for his birthday.  I saw it in the movie Paternity when I was a kid and I thought it would be highly appropriate for him (yes, we had a VCR).  Unfortunately, this movie is so obscure that it is not even on dvd, let alone a clip on youtube. Pout.

So, I did the next best thing. I stole somebody else's idea for a card and posted it.



Anybody want a peanut? Happy Happy Birthday, Frank J! Now since you have a newborn at home, you better get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.

Please leave your Princess Bride themed birthday wishes for Frank in the comments. :)
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  1. ArikJune 4, 2013 at 12:43 PM

    Frank's not left handed either.

    Happy Birthday Frank! Now go punch you some hippies!

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  2. AnonymousJune 4, 2013 at 1:32 PM

    Walruskkkch sending GDFT! Birthday wishes.

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  3. jwJune 4, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    As...you...wish...

    happy birthday frank

    Get used to disappointment

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  4. MarcJune 4, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    Happy Birthday Frank.

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  5. AnonymousJune 4, 2013 at 1:46 PM

    Happy Birthday

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  6. Rodney DillJune 4, 2013 at 1:58 PM

    Party until you need Miracle Max... almost.

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  7. A Guy Named RobJune 4, 2013 at 2:24 PM

    Happy B-Day, your Holocaust cloak is in the mail. Don't forget to include it in your assets!

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  8. AnonymousJune 4, 2013 at 2:49 PM

    Happy Birthday YGDFT!!

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  9. ogJune 4, 2013 at 3:11 PM

    Happy Birthday! TO THE PAIN!

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  10. Sue B.June 4, 2013 at 3:30 PM

    Apparently, someone just sucked
    one year from your life. How do you feel?

    Happy Birthday Frank!

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  11. Bob_RJune 4, 2013 at 3:36 PM

    Happy Birthday!

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  12. AnonymousJune 4, 2013 at 3:52 PM

    Truly you have a dizzying intellect...

    (and remember, they're BOTH poisoned)

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  13. AnonymousJune 4, 2013 at 3:54 PM

    I did not thin you would accept my birthday wishes, seeing as I'm just waiting here to kill you.

    --That does put a damper on our relationship.

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  14. AnonymousJune 4, 2013 at 4:32 PM

    You are the brute squad!
    Happy Birthday

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  15. Bob in FeenicksJune 4, 2013 at 5:26 PM

    Happy Birthday!
    Have fun storming the castle!

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  16. DohtimesJune 4, 2013 at 5:46 PM

    Hello. My name is Inigo "Tony" Montoyo. Say hello to my little friend. We know you are a busy dad, so go have a happy burp day with the new kid and count your blessings, the years kind of keep track of themselves.

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  17. swedeJune 4, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    Happy Birthday! Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Frank J. around.

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  18. swedeJune 4, 2013 at 7:29 PM

    Happy B-Day Frank, formerly friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Idaho?

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  19. AnonymousJune 4, 2013 at 8:17 PM

    Birthdays of Unusual Size? I don't think they really exis--

    Have a happy birthday! Or not. As you wish.

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  20. RAMLJune 4, 2013 at 9:51 PM

    Happy birthday Frank. See you survived another year.

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  21. AnonymousJune 5, 2013 at 1:00 AM

    Frank's birthday? We'll never survive!
    Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

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  22. Hatless in HattiesburgJune 5, 2013 at 2:18 AM

    Happy Birthday. You don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

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  23. Mark L.June 5, 2013 at 3:02 AM

    Happy Birthday! Have fun storming the cake!

    PS I don't think those words mean what you think they mean!

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  24. AnonymissJune 5, 2013 at 11:39 PM

    Good night, Frank. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

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  25. Atomic MonkeyJune 6, 2013 at 2:47 PM

    Happy belated birthday, Frank, you young whippersnapper you!

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