It's Frank's Birthday! Inconceivable!

I looked and looked for the singing telegram I wanted to send to Frank J for his birthday.  I saw it in the movie Paternity when I was a kid and I thought it would be highly appropriate for him (yes, we had a VCR).  Unfortunately, this movie is so obscure that it is not even on dvd, let alone a clip on youtube. Pout.

So, I did the next best thing. I stole somebody else's idea for a card and posted it.

Anybody want a peanut? Happy Happy Birthday, Frank J! Now since you have a newborn at home, you better get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.

Please leave your Princess Bride themed birthday wishes for Frank in the comments. :)
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