The Most Impressive Feature in NPR’s New 400,000 Square Foot HQ…
#3 Oppo: …Bigger Bird.
#2 Matt Musson: Garrison Keiler has a real prairie for his Home Companion, the Car Talk guys have a Quarter Mile oval track and the People’s Pharmacy is growing wacky weed on the North 40. So, All Things Considered… its a big freakin’ deal.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from jw, can of spam and walruskkkch:
And my favorite straight line of the day was from jw, can of spam and walruskkkch:
The Most Impressive Feature in NPR’s New 400,000 Square Foot HQ…the massive fund raising booth next to the giant pile of taxpayer money in the lobby under the giant Memorial Mural dedicated to the people that made this possible, the taxpayers. It reads simply “SUCKAS!”
COOPERATION COOKIES
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| to jw, can of spam and walruskkkch! |
Awesome working together! :)
Now that I'm soon to be Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First, I can make whatever kinds of cookies I want. I made Laura Bush's "Cowboy Cookies" last night. Pictures coming soon. They have some of everything good in them. They'd make awesome "Cooperation Cookies" :)
Also, I've decided to award "Empress Kitten's Kiss Up Cookies" to the most gratuitous and obsequious line:
Today's winner is Bob in Feenicks for his line:
The Most Impressive Feature in NPR’s New 400,000 Square Foot HQ ...is Cookie Monster’s hungry face when he heard he won’t be getting any of Anonymiss’ cookies.
"Empress Kitten's Kiss Up Cookies"
to Bob in Feenicks !
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#3 Bob B.: ...is reciting the Scout oath without messing up the Scout sign, and without choking on "honor" and "duty"
Hillary says women should step it up and "[subject] themselves to the political process, which is very difficult". Even more difficult.....is picking out which pantsuit goes with a particular coverup.
Do you have a favorite kind, Sketchy? :)
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Jagger stung with, "I don't think President Obama is here tonight... But I'm sure he's listening in." The next zinger about Obama...
Another fun Springeraz contest!! Go try and win some more of my cookies with your clever contradictory phrases at "Honest Politicians" and Other Oxymorons :) Cookies to Newbie for the great idea! [Btw, Springeraz...do I get to judge the winner...or are you gonna do it?]
You guys had some great lines today. My favorites for:
Hillary says women should step it up and "[subject] themselves to the political process, which is very difficult". Even more difficult..
#3 Bob B.: ...is reciting the Scout oath without messing up the Scout sign, and without choking on "honor" and "duty"
#2 Rodney Dill: ...trying to stop Biden from trying to lick his elbows.
And my favorite line today was from Les::
Hillary says women should step it up and "[subject] themselves to the political process, which is very difficult". Even more difficult.....is picking out which pantsuit goes with a particular coverup.
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Do you have a favorite kind, Sketchy? :)
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Here's a new line for you to try:
... "but seriously, folks, we should try to be more understanding with Obama, because he has a very difficult job, so I'm dedicating this next song to him..."
ReplyDelete*launches into "Sympathy for the Devil"*
"Brown Shirker" -- dedicated to the Beghazi staff:
ReplyDelete"Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doing alright
You shoulda heard him just around midnight..."
There's also a lyric about Obama's momma, but that would just be mean.
"(I Can't Get No) Fascist Faction"
ReplyDelete"What a drag it is getting Holder."
ReplyDelete... referred to the NSA, Google, and Microsoft snooping:
ReplyDelete"Hey! You! Get off of my Cloud."
...will be delivered from the stage at Gitmo...
ReplyDeleteWill actually be a stinger..missle that is.
ReplyDeleteWill be from the IRS to Mick, its also called an 'Audit'.
Will be from Mexico, cause Hostess sold the name to some company there in the bankruptcy proceedings.
...happens every night actually when Michelle asks if anybody has seen her little red rooster right before bedtime.
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