Scientists Have Invented a Smart Pill That Can Remember Your Passwords. What We REALLY Need Is a Pill That…
#5 Oppo: … cures political careerism and won’t give you an election lasting more than four years.
#4 c64wood: …reduces the size and scope of government to the size that it was originally intended to be.
#3 walruskkkch : …gives us super human powers so we can fight for truth, justice and the American way!
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For the first time, the FDA used its authority to regulate tobacco products. Next to be regulated:
#3 walruskkkch : …gives us super human powers so we can fight for truth, justice and the American way!
#2 FormerHostage: …puts your wife in a mood so that you can get some use out of your little blue one. [insider tip: No pill needed. WORDS. Talk to her. You guys are word masters. Make her laugh. Make her swoon. Words are the best aphrodisiac :)]
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Maverick:
Scientists Have Invented a Smart Pill That Can Remember Your Passwords. What We REALLY Need Is a Pill That…one pill that makes incomes larger, and one pill that makes taxes small. ‘Cause the stimulants Obama gives you don’t do anything at all.
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Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First bestows "Empress Kitten's Kiss Up Cookies" to walruskkkch for singing Huey Lewis to me :) What kind is your favorite, walrus?
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Our Les is something of a prognosticator...don't miss his clever Flat Like a Bitter Pancake :) Cookies to Sketchy!
My favorite punchline today is from Dohtimes:
Why shouldn't you engage in debate with a crazy progressive?
Every time you say debate they think you are talking about fishing. Besides, their spokesperson Flo always makes dating a lizard or a caveman seem like a good idea, even if you are a guy.
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*opens mouth to speak*
ReplyDelete*closes mouth upon realizing that there's nothing left that the government hasn't already wrapped its slimy regulatory tentacles around*
Cauliflower ear, corns and fried green bunions.
ReplyDeleteJoe Biden's colon
ReplyDelete...salt, soda, and transfats. Oh heck, just make Michael Bloomberg the permanent head of the FDA.
ReplyDelete... non-tobacco products.
ReplyDelete... the three-way turf war between them, the Surgeon General, and the ATF.
ReplyDelete...LGBT fats(because trans fats is so un-PC)
ReplyDelete. . . the quantum states of electrons
ReplyDeleteIt's true! It's true! The crown has made it clear.
ReplyDeleteThe climate must be perfect all the year.
A law was made a distant moon ago here:
July and August cannot be too hot.
And there's a legal limit to the snow here
In Camelot.