To Avoid Being Spied on by the Government, Experts Recommend…
#4 calcpa: …place a “NO SPYING ZONE” sign in front of your computer.
#3 Drew : …move to Benghazi. There they’ll ignore even IF you phone and email them.
#2 FormerHostage: …get a job as an IRS Lawyer or plan to bomb a marathon.
To Avoid Being Spied on by the Government, Experts Recommend…Get Harry Potter into a poker game and try to win his Cloak of Invisibility.
(I know that one was random, but it made me laugh out loud!!)
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You need to check out the brilliant flowchart Les discovered. The Obama Scandal Excuse Flow Chart (full sized here) is the method our President uses to confront criticism...(although such complexity does seem somewhat above his pay grade)...Cookies to Sketchy!
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Lots of great punchlines again. :) My favorite ones:
Apparently, Joe Biden believes Al Gore won the 2000 Presidential Election. He also...
#3 can of spam: .... still wears the same pair of "lucky underwear" that he had on the day he was selected as impeachment insurance... er... vice-president.
#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...accidentally locked himself inside an invisible box owned by a mime.
and my favorite line was from A Guy Named Rob:
Apparently, Joe Biden believes Al Gore won the 2000 Presidential Election. He also...Believes that Vladimir Putin is a flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Wal-Mart is moving towards only hiring temporary employees. What else will soon be only temporary?
You need to check out the brilliant flowchart Les discovered. The Obama Scandal Excuse Flow Chart (full sized here) is the method our President uses to confront criticism...(although such complexity does seem somewhat above his pay grade)...Cookies to Sketchy!
Lots of great punchlines again. :) My favorite ones:
#3 can of spam: .... still wears the same pair of "lucky underwear" that he had on the day he was selected as impeachment insurance... er... vice-president.
#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...accidentally locked himself inside an invisible box owned by a mime.
and my favorite line was from A Guy Named Rob:
Apparently, Joe Biden believes Al Gore won the 2000 Presidential Election. He also...Believes that Vladimir Putin is a flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
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Here's a new line for you to try:
American citizenship, which will now only last until your droning for doubleplus ungoodthink
ReplyDeleteThe United States of America.
ReplyDeleteThe United States of America.
ReplyDelete...the despair our country has. C'mon, if Carter couldn't wreck us with the Russians having their finger on the button, then Obama can't do it with his head in a bucket!
ReplyDeleteThe Red Sox leading the AL East
ReplyDelete...the news coverage of all the Federal Government scandals
ReplyDelete...the guilt associated with eating a whole package of bacon
...the excitement of the release of World War Z, soon followed by the permanent feeling of disgust at another potential awesome movie wrecked by Hollywood
The idea that we can't bring our medical personnel to America on slave ships.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that the old joke "No good deed will go unpunished" has not been written and passed into law.
The current definitions of health and care.
...paychecks.
ReplyDelete