Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Suicide Bomb or Nuke? ... Potatoes / Potahtoes...

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Harry Reid Wants Nevada to Be Defined As a “Border State”. Also to Be Defined…


#5 rodney dill: as a Barnes and Noble, and an Amazon state.

#4 frogmouth: what, exactly, is “cowboy poetry”?

#3 rodney dill:…inconceivable… Vizzini never quite did get the hang of it.

#2 arik: Mary Landrieu as Obama’s new “Geography Czar.”

And my favorite straight line of the day was from rodney dill:
Harry Reid Wants Nevada to Be Defined As a “Border State”. Also to Be Defined…a ‘Suicide Bomber’ as an ‘Instantaneous Community Organizer’.

 Extra cookies to rodney dill!
NOTE: I fear there may be an outcry of favoritism from the masses...but Rodney Dill's lines today just struck me as extra especially clever and made me laugh. Great job, Rodney :) (Btw, Rodney, I got the flowers yesterday. That was SO SWEET of you!)


[HONORABLE MENTION to a last minute entry from a reader over my shoulder:

 Harry Reid Wants Nevada to Be Defined As a “Border State”. Also to Be Defined is Frank J's plan for reaching that goal: Nuke the San Andreas Fault. 

 Last Minute Cookies to reader over my shoulder!
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If, like me, you're worred about the government spying on you...you need to go see: Orwell? Oh Well by our brilliant Les. Apparently, we can sleep peacefully, because Ms. Napolitano has got us covered.  :) Cookies to Sketchy!

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Lots of great responses to my line today :) My favorites:



Speaking in Ireland, Michelle Obama said...

#3 Bob B: "this is the first time I've been proud of Ireland"

#2 Oppo: "I'm here to promote feminist rights. Erin Go Braghless!"

And my favorite line was from Bob in Feenicks:

Speaking in Ireland, Michelle Obama said..."Ireland reminds me so much of Endor. And leprechauns look just like naked green ewoks."
Cookies to Bob in Feenicks!
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Here's a new line for you to try:


Russia is selling helicopters to the U.S. for 572 million. Russia will also... 
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11 comments:

  1. HarveyJune 18, 2013 at 3:50 PM

    ...include the rotors and landing gears for a small additional $3 billion "handling fee".

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    1. LesJune 18, 2013 at 9:07 PM

      That's what you get when you send for a Russian mail order bird.

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  2. Bob B.June 18, 2013 at 5:16 PM

    ...provide ecologically-friendly engines that run on vodka and borscht.

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  3. Bob in FeenicksJune 18, 2013 at 5:18 PM

    ...explain to Obama that communism sucks.

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  4. ErnJune 18, 2013 at 5:42 PM

    . . . cite the fact that the United States bought the helicopters as evidence that the USA is a war-mongering imperialist nation.

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  5. DohtimesJune 18, 2013 at 5:59 PM

    ...not mention the ones that fell off the truck when it took a shortcut through Syria.

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  6. frogmouthJune 18, 2013 at 7:25 PM

    Enclose a second helicopter (just pay separate shipping and handling) for FREE!!! if you call within the next thirty minutes. That's TWO genuine Russian helicopters for the low low price of just $572 million.

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  7. Rodney DillJune 18, 2013 at 10:17 PM

    ...free vodka saturated copter pilots

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  8. Rodney DillJune 18, 2013 at 10:19 PM

    (Thanks, no flowers, but at least an honorable mention)

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  9. FredKeyJune 19, 2013 at 5:42 AM

    ...accept payment in Super Bowl paraphernalia.

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  10. DohtimesJune 19, 2013 at 5:15 PM

    ...remove the Winnebago decal and the Camp Jellystone parking sticker if we ask.

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