Nuke the Punchline - Suicide Bomb or Nuke? ... Potatoes / Potahtoes...

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Harry Reid Wants Nevada to Be Defined As a “Border State”. Also to Be Defined…

#5 rodney dill: as a Barnes and Noble, and an Amazon state.

#4 frogmouth: what, exactly, is “cowboy poetry”?

#3 rodney dill:…inconceivable… Vizzini never quite did get the hang of it.

#2 arik: Mary Landrieu as Obama’s new “Geography Czar.”

And my favorite straight line of the day was from rodney dill:

Harry Reid Wants Nevada to Be Defined As a “Border State”. Also to Be Defined…a ‘Suicide Bomber’ as an ‘Instantaneous Community Organizer’.

 Extra cookies to rodney dill!

NOTE: I fear there may be an outcry of favoritism from the masses...but Rodney Dill's lines today just struck me as extra especially clever and made me laugh. Great job, Rodney :) (Btw, Rodney, I got the flowers yesterday. That was SO SWEET of you!)

[HONORABLE MENTION to a last minute entry from a reader over my shoulder:

Harry Reid Wants Nevada to Be Defined As a “Border State”. Also to Be Defined is Frank J's plan for reaching that goal: Nuke the San Andreas Fault. 

Last Minute Cookies to reader over my shoulder!

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If, like me, you're worred about the government spying on you...you need to go see: Orwell? Oh Well by our brilliant Les. Apparently, we can sleep peacefully, because Ms. Napolitano has got us covered.  :) Cookies to Sketchy!

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Lots of great responses to my line today :) My favorites:

Speaking in Ireland, Michelle Obama said...

#3 Bob B: "this is the first time I've been proud of Ireland"

#2 Oppo: "I'm here to promote feminist rights. Erin Go Braghless!"

And my favorite line was from Bob in Feenicks:

Speaking in Ireland, Michelle Obama said..."Ireland reminds me so much of Endor. And leprechauns look just like naked green ewoks."

Cookies to Bob in Feenicks!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

Russia is selling helicopters to the U.S. for 572 million. Russia will also...