With Harvey in Charge, IMAO’s New Tagline Should Be…
#5 walruskkkch: A joke is a very serious thing.
#4 Jimmy: ”Things will get out of control. They will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.”
And my favorite straight line of the day was from jw:
#3 Oppo: “Your lack of faith disturbs me.” [grammar hammer :)]
#2 FormerHostage: “Unfair, Unbalanced. Under Surveillance.”
With Harvey in Charge, IMAO’s New Tagline Should Be…
unfair. unbalanced. unshaven.
unfair. unbalanced. unshaven.
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| Cookies to jw! |
Now that I'm soon to be Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First, I can make whatever kinds of cookies I want. :) What kind is your favorite, jw?
Wanna see a picture of my new little baby? Huh?
Isn't she just the SWEETEST little thing?
Also, my Unshaven Overlord has given me *pretty much* power over everything I want. So you all may wanna kiss up to me. "P
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California is giving pay raises to its leaders. Next to be rewarded......will be state coffers, with monies, levied by afore-said newly compensated leaders from those few who still work in the shrinking economy of the formerly Golden State.
...wait - WHAT THE FRACK?
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Here's a new line for you to try:
A California school is to be renamed after Michelle Obama. Next to be renamed...
Are Germans inherently smarter than Americans? Go find out at Where'd Everybody Go? by our awesome Springeraz :) Cookies to Newbie!
And my favorite line today was from Bob B.:
California is giving pay raises to its leaders. Next to be rewarded......will be state coffers, with monies, levied by afore-said newly compensated leaders from those few who still work in the shrinking economy of the formerly Golden State.
...wait - WHAT THE FRACK?
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| Cookies to Bob B.! |
Here's a new line for you to try:
...an adult film studio for Bill Clinton.
ReplyDelete...the San Andreas Fault to Bush's Fault.
ReplyDeletewill be when the phrase "starving kids rioted at a school today to protest government menu restrictions" becomes popularly known as "Michelling".
ReplyDeleteThe National Security Agency will become the National Spying Agency
ReplyDeletethe fault... instead of Bush's Fault, it'll be Obama's Fault.
ReplyDeleteHer Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First,
ReplyDeletemay i have oatmeal, butterscotch chip, pecan 1/4 cup cookies?
my favorite.
jw
I would be pleased to do so, kind sir :)
Delete@jw - I hope you're asking that from bended knee. Her Infinite Majesty is very particular regarding the proper demonstration of deference to her Imperial Glory.
ReplyDeleteOh, and also to be renamed: Nuking Politics will become Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First's Palace of Splendor and Cookie Emporium
@harvey
ReplyDeleteactually, i wasn't. i just answered her question. at my age, knees don't really bend all that well.
oh, and does keln know about this?
"Keln"? ... "Keln"?
DeleteWhy does that name sound familiar? :P
...the Border Patrol, to Traveler's Aid.
ReplyDelete...will be our ground troops. After Obama finishes arming the terrorists they will have their own Mecca-nized infantry.
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