Bake the Punchline - Klassy Kourt

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

To Boost Their Sagging Approval Ratings, the Supreme Court…

#5 can of spam :… will enact a change making their jobs for life so they don’t have to worry about approval ratings. Oh… wait…

#4 Apostic : …will do a reunion tour with Diana Ross. (“Oh, you can’t hurry law…”)

#3 Bob B. :…decided to vote off a justice every time a decision is rendered.

#2 JeffersonFan :…are retitling themselves as the Justice League and are having new costumes made.
Justice Kennedy = Green Lantern (the gay one).
Justice Scalia = Superman.
Justice Roberts = Elongated Man.
Justice Thomas = Batman
Justice Alito = Captain Marvel
Justice Breyer = Flash
Justice Sotomayor = Martian Manhunter
Justice Ginsburg = Hawkgirl
Justice Kagan = Aquaman

And my favorite straight line of the day was from walruskkkch: 

To Boost Their Sagging Approval Ratings, the Supreme Court……will make it Constitutional for ALL of them to marry a Kardashian.

Macadamia Nut White Chocolate
Coconut Cookies to walruskkkch!

What? No singing to me today, walrus? :)

Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First bestows "Empress Kitten's Kiss Up Cookies" to Burt  for his astute suggestion:

To Boost Their Sagging Approval Ratings, the Supreme Court……will be handing out cookies.  [which will do wonders!]

Cookies to Burt!

Do you have a favorite, Burt?
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So I guess my coup was successful...I received absolutely no resistance. [Update: I got a "Denied" comment from Keln...like that's gonna work] I have thought long and hard about a tagline and have decided on "Half-baked political commentary from a cookie point of view." which was originally submitted by Harvey. Cookies to Harvey! Watch for some up and coming sweet changes around here :)

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Oh my gosh the royals are gonna love all the great name suggestions! It was so hard to narrow them down. My favorite punchlines were from:  

Vatican clears John Paul II for sainthood. Also being considered...

#3 Harvey : Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First

Or, should she decline the honor, her sister Unnonymiss.  [too bad we're not Catholic :) ]

#2 can of spam: St. Harvey. Patron of Bacon.

My favorite line was from Oppo:

Vatican clears John Paul II for sainthood. Also being considered...St. Elmo's Fired.

Cookies to Oppo!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

The TSA is testing the use of bomb-sniffing dogs at airports. They're also testing...