I was looking for something diff'ernt to listen to the other day and lit upon an old Primus CD. I think that qualifies as not just diff'ernt, but downright bizarre. Anyway, I was struck by the fac that "Jerry" rhymes with "Barry," and thus this abomination was born.
I call it "Barry was a Guv'mint Leader." Although it's kind of a stretch to say he actually leads anything, even from behind.
"Barry was a Guv'mint Leader"
Barry was a guv'mint leader,
Spent so dadgum fast,
Never did count all the money he spent,
Cause he thought it would always last.
Barry was a lousy leader,
Said "We can't stay Number One,
Maybe we'll try for number two
Or lower before I'm done."
Harry Reid was a senator,
Lead the majority.
I'd be a wealthy man if I had back
All the taxes he took from me.
Harry Reid was a weak man,
Dumber'n any man should be.
His brain cells died
While he rhapsodized
Bout Cowboy Poetry.
Obama will punt.
Nancy was a bad House Speaker,
Would yammer "Unfair! Unfair!"
Drank way too much communion wine,
Then passed a law called "Obamacare."
Warning on the video: In the 2nd line, he uses "G-D-," not "dadgum." Also, it's really weird.
This is pretty much perfect.
ReplyDeletePrimus Sucks!
Thank you.
DeleteBut Primus kinda grows on you after a while.
Plus I like a crazy bass line.