Thursday, July 18, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Christy: Duh. Winning.

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…



#5 Drew93 : Mitt Romney’s roommate in a new version of the “Odd Couple”.

#4 Solo4357: a conservative.

#3Bunkerhillbilly : The Skipper. Obama will be “his li’l buddy”.

#2 walruskkkch : for votes.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Oppo: 

Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing... Two and a Half Men.

 (Also, Kiss up cookies to nabqrules and RAML! :)


Toffee Trifle to Oppo
nabqrules and RAML!

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So...I'm still in the dungeon. I finally tried out my new baby last night:

I made almond cookie tartlet shells. I'll give out Raspberry Almond tartlets tomorrow...so put on your best funny :)


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My favorite NP punchlines:


My favorite line was from Rodney Dill:

Jimmy Carter says "America no longer has a functioning democracy". Also malfunctioning...all attempts for Obama to appear Presidential.

Truffles to Rodney Dill!
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Here's a new line for you to try:




California is considering issuing digital license plates called "Smart Plates". Next to get smart...
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10 comments:

  1. Rodney DillJuly 18, 2013 at 6:01 PM

    Don Adams

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    1. can of spamJuly 19, 2013 at 7:29 AM

      "KAOS" would work well there, too.

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  2. DohtimesJuly 18, 2013 at 6:19 PM

    ...high school diplomas, not only digital but they will have audio capability for the graduates who can't read them.

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  3. HarveyJuly 18, 2013 at 8:30 PM

    ...the batteries which power the plates using clean, non-polluting, environmentally-friendly electricity.

    Oh, and poisonous, poisonous lithium.

    http://www.ehow.com/how_4486961_treat-lithium-poisoning.html

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  4. OppoJuly 18, 2013 at 8:44 PM

    ... Duh-- criminals who can hack them: Duh, California!

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  5. OppoJuly 18, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    Seriously. Why do libs always think they're the smartest people in the room?

    Don't they EVER tire of saying "We didn't foresee that"?

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  6. AposticJuly 19, 2013 at 1:48 AM

    ...will be another half-million residents leaving the state.

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  7. Bob in FeenicksJuly 19, 2013 at 2:08 AM

    ...toilets. Now the government can tax you based on how healthy you eat. *Michael Bloomberg squeals with delight*

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  8. can of spamJuly 19, 2013 at 7:30 AM

    ... dinner plates, so Michelle Obama can track what and how much you eat.

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  9. Bob B.July 19, 2013 at 2:50 PM

    ...digital windscreens that create the illusion of motion, because if you're in California, you're not going anywhere!

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