Nuke the Punchline - CIA Weather Opporatives

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The CIA Is Studying How to Control the Weather. Their First Project…

So many good lines today I decided to give out special awards :)

#5 Writer: … Blizzards in Hell. Too many late Democraps have complained about their current climate.

#4 RayFan87 : Restart the weather machine Bush used to make Katrina. 
[why oh why did they have to give THAT hurricane THAT name? :P ]

#3 Burt: …is to set up surveillance and wire taps on Punxsutawney Phil.

#2 Jeff in South Dakota: ...How to make it rain 24/7 over at that building across the way; that will teach those snooty little creeps over at the NSA who the real spies are.

And my favorite straight lines of the day were from Oppo: 

[It was another one of those days where Oppo was just on a roll and I couldn't choose just one! ]

The CIA Is Studying How to Control the Weather. Their First Project…

… is based on an Al Goreithm, of course.
… is to recruit troopers from Homeland Security to control 
    the storms. But what to call them?
… is stealing the NSA’s thunder.
… a cold shower for Anthony Weiner.
… is to throw a Royal Baby shower.

On-a-Roll Sweet Rolls to Oppo!

I loved all of the musical references today, so I decided on a special award: :)

♫ Songbird Sugar Cookies to walruskkkch ♫
♫ jw, Apostic and Bob in Feenicks ♫

I love it when you sing to me :)

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Thanks to jw for the bacon cookie recipes. I can't wait to try them out and send them to this lucky guy:

Keln the Great on My Throne

Yesterday was AWESOME because we were treated with posts from Les, Hun ter, Spring eraz, walkingdead, arik and Keln. So wonderful. Don't miss a single one!

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My favorite NP punchlines:

Holder is requiring Texas to get "preapproval" to change its voting process. Also requiring preapproval...

#3 Apostic: ...who you get to vote for.

#2  can of spam: ... any actions to be taken in self-defense.

My favorite line was from Oppo:

Holder is requiring Texas to get "preapproval" to change its voting process. Also requiring preapproval... Johnny Depp's movie headgear. From now on.

Toffee Trifle to Oppo!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

It's no longer a crime in France to make fun of the President. Also allowed...