Monday, July 29, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - iNspired by NY Politicians

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Apple’s CEO Said “Amazing New Products Are Coming”. First Up:…


So MANY good lines today. I had a hard time narrowing it down!

#5 can of spam:… the iCandy. It doesn’t do much, but it sure looks pretty hanging on your arm.

#4 Apostic : …iCanDoAnythingBetterThanYou – Competitive social media app. (Developers note: Crashes when baking a pie.)

#3 Dohtimes: …the iCrashy dash cam boots up when your phone is in your hand and streams your accident live because you might be too dead to do it.

#2 Oppo: … a hands-free cell phone that can *only* butt-dial: the Apple MacIntush.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Apostic: 

Apple’s CEO Said “Amazing New Products Are Coming”. First Up:...iNuendo – A social media ap for sexting….

Kiss up cookies to walruskkkch :)

Cookies to Apostic
and walruskkkch!

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Thanks to jw for the bacon cookie recipes. The peanut butter one was awesome! 
Cookies to Keln!
There. My Debt is Paid.
Keln the Great on My Throne
if you look closely, you can see my cookie in his hand...
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My favorite NP punchlines:



It's no longer a crime in France to make fun of the President. Also allowed...

#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...making fun of Michelle.

#2 Harvey: ...waiters smacking American tourists who order "You Guys Fries"

My favorite line was from can of spam:

It's no longer a crime in France to make fun of the President. Also allowed... bathing and other general hygiene.

Toffee Trifle to can of spam!

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Here's a new line for you to try:



To honor the President's visit, a Tennessee baker is creating an "Obama Donut". Not to be outdone, Unny wants to make "Obama Uncookies". The ingredients...
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17 comments:

  1. HarveyJuly 29, 2013 at 12:40 PM

    ...don't matter, because no matter what Unny puts in them, Obama will say "you didn't bake that!"

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  2. can of spamJuly 29, 2013 at 12:44 PM

    ... flour, sugar, hubris, butter, incompetence, eggs, blame, and salt.

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  3. can of spamJuly 29, 2013 at 12:46 PM

    ... include arugula and dog.

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  4. FredKeyJuly 29, 2013 at 12:51 PM

    ...bag of flour ($4,423), chocolate chips ($32,177), brown sugar ($23,988), butter ($2,980) -- all listed as expense items from the latest vacation -- baked over the endless supply of hot air.

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  5. MrsCampbellJuly 29, 2013 at 12:52 PM

    they will be fat free, gluten free, sugar free, carb free, but not TAX free!

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  6. can of spamJuly 29, 2013 at 1:07 PM

    ... list can't possibly turn out to be an edible cookie, but the House GOP will be blamed for the failure in baking.

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  7. OppoJuly 29, 2013 at 1:15 PM

    ... call for more and more dough, every year.

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  8. OppoJuly 29, 2013 at 1:19 PM

    ... are all household items found in your kitchen cabinets. By the NSA.

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  9. OppoJuly 29, 2013 at 1:30 PM

    ... include lots of pork, and sugar coating.

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  10. jwJuly 29, 2013 at 1:42 PM

    iron oxide, powdered aluminum and a magnesium candle.

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  11. Rodney DillJuly 29, 2013 at 2:25 PM

    ...lots of nuts... all kinds.

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  12. Rodney DillJuly 29, 2013 at 2:28 PM

    (wouldn't the Obama do-nut be all hole, no dough$?)

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  13. DohtimesJuly 29, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    ...don't have to be edible, tasty or even swallowed. In fact the less you want the cookies the more determined the effort will be to shove them down your throat.

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  14. Bob B.July 29, 2013 at 2:52 PM

    ...peanut butter, jelly and a baseball bat.

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  15. Bob in FeenicksJuly 30, 2013 at 1:55 AM

    ...cyanide and strychnine, which still makes it a better alternative to Obamacare.

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  16. can of spamJuly 30, 2013 at 7:56 AM

    ... well, let's say you'll have to eat it to find out what's in it. And you're taxed if you don't eat it.

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  17. walruskkkchJuly 30, 2013 at 9:12 AM

    For Obama and the Left it will be a "Do Not".

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