President Obama ordered federal employees to report the suspicious actions of their colleagues. These include…
#5 Writer: … failing to have been aborted.
#4 can of spam: … open heterosexual activity.
#3 Comrade Chairman Obama : - Having imao or nukingpolitics in their browsing history / Hippy Punching [those are interchangeable, right?]
#2 Apostic :...having a questionalbe record of birth, using the same phrases over and over again (such as “Let me be clear”), not being able to speak coherently unless reading out loud, having close associates who appear to be gangsters from Chicago, regularly changing the subject when asked dificult questions, not showing for regular meetings with staff, and having a past history of drug use and still acting like a dope.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from walruskkkch:
President Obama ordered federal employees to report the suspicious actions of their colleagues. These include…
breathing.
breeding.
believing.
Note: Kiss up cookies to blarg for his line "baking cookies" and walruskkkch for his line "liking bacon and cookies".
Apparently, I'm gonna be in big trouble :D
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| Cookies to walruskkkch and blarg! |
I'm still out an oven, so if you're wondering where these wonderful cookies came from...
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So...I'm still in the dungeon plotting my escape plans...I keep thinking that tomorrow will be the day I really make progress...and then things like THIS show up [that Keln is sneaky]...and there go all my good intentions. Maybe I can come up with something over the weekend.
If you're a bit bored of reading about my plight, you should check out these kids. They didn't just sit back when they didn't like their lot. :D
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My favorite NP punchlines:
Due to the unrest in Egypt, gas prices are expected to surge. President Obama's solution...
#3 FormerHostage: ...Solution? It's a feature!
#2 can of spam:...tap into Congress as a renewable source of hot air.
My favorite line was from Oppo:
Due to the unrest in Egypt, gas prices are expected to surge. President Obama's solution... Unleaded from Behind.
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Now that Napolitano is stepping down, replacing her...
