Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Bored Fusion 7: What Do You Get?

When you cross a super soaker,


tape, a wire hanger, a zippo lighter and high octane gasoline...


With a bored engineer?



DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. I REPEAT. DO NOT  TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!

What would you call that?

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15 comments:

  1. What would you call that? Usually a trip to the hospital.

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  2. i actually did something very similar in a hs physics class. we called it"scorched ceiling with stunned looks from the teachers lounge". yeah, i was indoors.

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  3. A hunk-a-hunk of burnin' love?

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  4. ...just add Anthony Weiner and you'd have El Chorizo Grande

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  5. I call it Fun for the Whole Family!

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  6. ...I don't know but it makes Wookie hair removal quick and nearly painless.

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  7. The most popular model Fast and Furious program...El Charro

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    1. The most popular model in the Fast and Furious line...El Charro

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  8. Usually the first but always the last thing a kid finds in Darwin's old toy box.

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  9. Still less disgusting than a phlegm-thrower.

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  10. ... a conundrum for Bloomberg: it's over 16 ounces, but yet it's got less than seven rounds in the magazine.

    ... TGI Fry-Day.

    ... G.I. Joe's "To Heck With the Kung Fu Grip."

    ... Crocodile Dundee's "That's Not a Zippo."

    and, if you paint it pink:

    ... Malibu Barbie Q.

    ... Hell O'Kitty.

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  11. I call it Molly Hatchet. Cuz it's ....................... Squirtin' With Disaster.

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