Nuke the Punchine- In Your Dreams

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Doctors Say “Sleep Texting” Is Becoming a Common Problem, Which May Explain Why Obama Tweeted…

#5 Burt: …”it’s covered by Obamacare.”

#4 rodney dill: ♫
Sweet dreams are made for me
Who are you to disagree?
I rule the world and the seven seas
Everybody’s helps me for something

Some times I want to use you
Some times I want to get helped by you
Some times I want to abuse you
Some times I want the GOP abused too.

Sweet dreams are made for me
Who are you to disagree?
I rule the world and the seven seas
Everybody’s giving me something

#3 Bob in Feenicks: …”Time to make the donuts.”

#2 Dohtimes: …If you like your doctor, Obamacare means you can visit his brain in a jar at your new doctor’s office.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Isaac:

Doctors Say “Sleep Texting” Is Becoming a Common Problem, Which May Explain Why Obama Tweeted… During Benghazi.

Cookies to Isaac!

and walruskkkch gets kiss up cookies for his line: 

Doctors Say “Sleep Texting” Is Becoming a Common Problem, Which May Explain Why Obama Tweeted…If only Michelle would let me have……COOKIES!

Kiss up cookies to walruskkkch!

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For a great international relations update, go and read Wait, What?!? Obama's Foreign Policy. Cookies to arik!!!!

Then, don't forget to submit a title for Bored Fusion 9: What Do You Get?  (Tomorrow I'll post winners and a new pic :)

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My favorite NP punchlines:

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The Marines are offering infantry training to enlisted women but not infantry positions. Next to offer training but not jobs...

#3 Rodney Dill : ...The President.

#2 Harvey : ...NSA Ethics Director.

My favorite line was from Oppo:

The Marines are offering infantry training to enlisted women but not infantry positions. Next to offer training but not jobs...Rodeo Clown College.

Toffee Trifle to Oppo!

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