A New Report Shows Antarctic Sea Ice at a Record High. Also at a Record High…
#5 Dohtimes: …hot chocolate sales in Hades, which also needs Global Warming hysteria to prosper, and the income is needed to offset rising fuel costs.
#4 a guy named Rob: …the number of reports disputing reports of high levels of [antarctic] ice
#3 walruskkkch: ... the rising of the Earth’s temperature. See, I got this computer model here…
#3 walruskkkch: ... the rising of the Earth’s temperature. See, I got this computer model here…
#2 rodney dill:...Obama’s golf scores.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Jeff in South Dakota:
A New Report Shows Antarctic Sea Ice at a Record High. Also at a Record High…Michelle’s boob belt.
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Kiss up cookies to rodney dill:
A New Report Shows Antarctic Sea Ice at a Record High. Also at a Record High…Number of cookies and other treats awarded per contest. :)
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So many awesome suggestions for Bored Fusion 5: What Do You Get... *giggle*
My favorite was from Oppo: Well, if it's used to log onto Nuking Politics: Arik Holder
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Go check out the next one in the series at Bored Fusion 6: What Do You Get... I love to read your clever ideas :)
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The government now admits there is an "Area 51" which contains...
My favorite NP punchlines:
#3 can of spam : ... John Boehner's backbone, Joe Biden's brain, and Anthony Weiner's dignity.
#2 Harvey :...a map to the even MORE mysterious "Area 57", which is so vast it encompasses 7 entire states and is so secret that only Obama knows where it is.
My favorite line was from Bob in Feenicks:
The government now admits there is an "Area 51" which contains... illegal aliens, doing the jobs Earthlings won't do.
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Learning that one in four NJ adults is moving back in with parents, Chris Christie...
campaigned on how 'pro-family' New Jersey has become.
ReplyDelete...said, "You go to the shore with the family you have, not the family you want, or wish to have at a later time."
ReplyDeleteAte his.
ReplyDelete... said "my parents are going to need a bigger house"
ReplyDelete... mistakenly thought they called this "Failure To Lunch." and said he hadn't experienced this particular phenomenon.
ReplyDelete...announced that New Jersey will be moving back in with Great Britain.
ReplyDelete...also learned he personally was the remaining three.
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