A Saudi Prince Warned That Fracking Is a Threat to His Kingdom. Also a Threat…
#4 Ernie G : ... the Keystone Pipeline. If only he had a friend in Washington…
#3 Marc: …twerking
#2 Oppo: … sheiknado.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from CCO:
A Saudi Prince Warned That Fracking Is a Threat to His Kingdom. Also a Threat…Well, there is this bit of scottian diplomacy.
[Hunter's amazing idea certainly DOES pose a threat :) You should go read it!]
Kiss up cookies to Burt: A Saudi Prince Warned That Fracking Is a Threat to His Kingdom. Also a Threat……women with drivers licenses who bake cookies.
[I am pretty fearsome :)]
[Hunter's amazing idea certainly DOES pose a threat :) You should go read it!]
Kiss up cookies to Burt: A Saudi Prince Warned That Fracking Is a Threat to His Kingdom. Also a Threat……women with drivers licenses who bake cookies.
[I am pretty fearsome :)]
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| Cookies to CCO and Burt! |
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Today's winner of the straight line, CCO, was inspired by Hunter's post: #DIPLOMACY - SAUDI ARABIA. Go check it out. Yet another of Hunter's masterpieces of brilliance. Because of the reference, I reposted it as a Classic Nuke here. Cookies to Wordy!! Hunter for President, 2016 :)
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Cell phone location data can now be extracted without a warrant. Also unwarranted...
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Here's a new line for you to try:
My favorite NP punchlines:
#3 Bob B.: ...a miniseries about Hillary.
#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...all those joke phone calls Biden makes to Obama with made-up names like 'Moe DeLawn' and 'Amanda Huginkiss.' Come on Joe, the president has caller ID, he knows you're the one calling when 'Hugh Jass' appears on the display.
My favorite line was from Harvey:
Cell phone location data can now be extracted without a warrant. Also unwarranted...Obama's belief that this is constitutional.
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| Toffee Trifle to Harvey! |
Here's a new line for you to try:
President Obama will be a guest on 'The Tonight Show' August 6th. He is preparing...
...by practicing Knock-Knock jokes with Joe Biden, who - unfortunately - keeps responding to Barack saying "Knock knock" by turning and shooting through the nearest door.
ReplyDeleteOh, and YAY! Trifle!
...to be adored and worshipped, as he is during every other interview. (He might be in for a bit of a shock....)
ReplyDelete... to end his presidency the way he began it -- as an entertainer.
ReplyDelete... Jay Leno's spontaneous questions for him. ("Go to the transcript, Candy . . . I mean, Jay!")
ReplyDelete... an audit of Jay, just in case.
...to bring along Pelosi and Reid to continue to perform his stupid pet tricks... Whaddya mean that's Letterman!?"
ReplyDeleteHis best pet trick is the disappearing dog.
Delete... to put Aug 6, 1945 to shame.
ReplyDelete...now that I brought it up, shouldn't August 6th be some sort of Moon Nukers holiday?
Delete...to dress as Carnac the Magnificent, because he seldom gets to wear his old clothes in public. He will continue to pull all the questions to Jay's answers out of his rainbow repository.
ReplyDelete...the bus to throw Jay Leno under.
ReplyDelete... for a week-long vacation on Martha's Vineyard, so this will be a nice break from that stress.
ReplyDelete