Nuke the Punchline - Climate Changes ☼

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

A New Study Links an Increase in Violence to Climate Change. Also Linked to Climate Change…

#5 rodney dill: ...Hot air from Washington D.C.

#4 Apostic: …voodoo statistics.

#3 Smilin' Jack:… the insatiable urge of the Obamalemmings to migrate to Martha’s Vineyard.

#2 tinman: … rumors that Punxsutawney Phil accepts payoff from Big Oil to predict colder winters.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Marc:

A New Study Links an Increase in Violence to Climate Change. Also Linked to Climate Change…weather.

Cookies to Marc!

Kiss up cookies to Burt, rodney and walruskkkch!

Burt: A New Study Links an Increase in Violence to Climate Change. Also Linked to Climate Change…cookie size.

rodney dill: A New Study Links an Increase in Violence to Climate Change. Also Linked to Climate Change…new uncookies…. Obama Drama Ding-Dongs

walruskkkch: A New Study Links an Increase in Violence to Climate Change. Also Linked to Climate Change…the cookie to bacon ratio in my pantry.

Kiss Up Cookies to Burt,
rodney dill and walruskkkch!

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Lots of fantastic title submissions for the awesome picture here.  My favorite was from Hokie Gomer: Fellow-chip of the Ring. 
 

Cookies to Hokie Gomer!

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SO MANY GREAT RESPONSES TODAY!!!!! My favorite NP punchlines:

An elderly dementia patient is charged with "assault with a deadly" comb. Next to be declared deadly...

#3 Oppo:  Death-Blow driers.

#2 Les: Bangs.

My favorite line was from Bob B.:

An elderly dementia patient is charged with "assault with a deadly" comb. Next to be declared deadly.....assault with a deadly comb-over (think Donald Trump)..

Kiss up cookies to can of spam :)

Toffee Trifle to Bob B.
and can of spam!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

Michelle Obama wants to use Hip-Hop to fight obesity. Her next move...