Nuke the Punchline - I Blame Republicans

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The Wall Street Journal Reports That the NSA Can Spy on 75% of Internet Traffic. The Other 25%…

#5 can of spam: … belongs to the people actually worth spying upon.

#4 Dohtimes: …pfffttttt. Have you seen how much time Harvey spends on the computer? That’s 8% of our budget right there.

#3 Oppo:… are the unemployed, whom the administration does not want to know anything about.

#2 walruskkkch: ...is being held in reserve for when we find out where Obama’s other 7 states are located.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Burt:

The Wall Street Journal Reports That the NSA Can Spy on 75% of Internet Traffic. The Other 25%…Will just have to be patient until the do-nothing congress provides the funding for a system upgrade… darn sequester!

Cookies to Burt!

and walruskkkch gets kiss up cookies for his line: 

The Wall Street Journal Reports That the NSA Can Spy on 75% of Internet Traffic. The Other 25%… is just cookies.

Kiss up cookies to walruskkkch!

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Go see the winners of Bored Fusion 8: What Do You Get... at You've Been Fused: 8

Then, don't forget to submit a title for Bored Fusion 9: What Do You Get? 

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My favorite NP punchlines:

Ben Affleck is set to play Batman. The only worse choice...

#3 walruskkkch : ...The other Affleck...the duck.

#2 Bob in Feenicks : ...the guy who played Daredevil. -Wait a minute...

My favorite line was from jw:

Ben Affleck is set to play Batman. The only worse choice... Bradley Manning.

Toffee Trifle to jw!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

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