Nuke the Punchline - Make it "Affordable"

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Obamacare’s Plan to Keep Your Private Medical Data Safe…

#5 c64wood:  ..is to hide the data in an undisclosed location in one of the 7 phantom states.

#4 Iowa Jim: . . . was written by the same people who gave us “smart diplomacy”, “Fast and Furious”, “leading from behind”, and “affordable health care”.

#3 nabqrules:… is to implement Obamacare, everyone will be dead soon from it so what does it matter.

#2 walruskkkch: ... He’ll let the dog eat it, then eat the dog.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Maverick:

Obamacare’s Plan to Keep Your Private Medical Data Safe…Passing the Affordable Medical Records Access Act which will make it too expensive for anyone to obtain them.

Cookies to Maverick!

Kiss up cookies to Bob in Feenicks!

Obamacare’s Plan to Keep Your Private Medical Data Safe……free cookies to everyone who doesn’t hack the system. Uncookies to those that do.

 Cookies to Bob in Feenicks!

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Go check out the new contest What do you get? (Take 2)  (Do you like these? If you do, we'll keep them up :)  My favorite was arik's "a bridge to nowhere".

Cookies to arik!

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My favorite NP punchlines:

Disenchanted with Obama, Matt Damon said, "[The President] broke up with me". Next to break up...

#3 Harvey. : A-Rod and any semblance of character or integrity:

#2 Bob B....Joe Biden and sanity...Wait, what?...Never mind, that's old news.

My favorite line was from jw:

Disenchanted with Obama, Matt Damon said, "[The President] broke up with me". Next to break up......that old gang of mine.

(You have wedding bells you need to tell us about, jw? :) )

Toffee Trifle to jw!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

Researchers have turned carnivores into vegetarians. Next to turn...